The Starbucks Red Cup Christmas Controversy has by now played itself out — swiftly moving from outrage to criticism and then back to outrage — but not before one of America’s funniest Catholics weighed in on the non-troversy.

Stephen Colbert has some ideas on how Starbucks might make its cups more Christmas-friendly:

But if the Tree Topper Cup still doesn’t do it for you, coffee giant Dunkin’ Donuts released its Christmas cup design, which includes “Joy” nestled inside a Christmas wreath:

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As we’re still several weeks away from the holiday, don’t expect the War on Christmas to end with this caffeine kerfuffle.