The Youtube channel “Back Row Baptist” posted a video that will make most Christians chuckle with understanding.

Some of the things you’ll never, ever, ever hear at church:
“I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.”

“That sermon was so fulfilling I think I’ll skip lunch!”

“You’re right! My kid is causing trouble.”

(Tip of the biretta to ChurchPop, where we first spotted this video.)